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    Quote Originally Posted by Static_Martyr View Post
    If you can come up with a good, sound reason to lie to your child about something so silly, then I'm all ears, but I haven't heard a really good reason to do so. I've just heard some excuses along the lines of, "What harm could it do?", or even stupider, "my parents lied to me about it, so why shouldn't I lie to my kids?"
    This is really the biggest thing for me. I mean, it's really stupid to lie to your kids for a few years when you obviously want to raise your kids not to lie, but what's even stupider is that there's no good reason to do it. The whole thing is just dumb.
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    Santa, by and large, is an unpleasant concept to me and my mom was never good at faking it to begin with. I doubt my future, hypothetical children will be raised to believe in him.

    ATTENTION ALL CHILDREN: The present overlord has made his assessments. Those he deems naughty are not eligible for love. They get coal. Go light a fire, bitches.
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    Or what? Or you'll leave as soon as someone returns your rudeness and delete all your posts? I'm so scared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Lost_ View Post
    ATTENTION ALL CHILDREN: The present overlord has made his assessments. Those he deems naughty are not eligible for love. They get coal. Go light a fire, bitches.
    Haha hah, that's great, Lost. Thanks for the midnight chuckle. A dash of honesty is the best thing for children.
    I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
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    Irrational AND illogical. If I seem to be contradicting myself, then I have just proven my point.
    I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
    https://twitter.com/PeteParada/statu...56317329436672
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