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    Default New Year Resolutions

    I don't much care to hear what your current promises to yourself are, because, let's face it, most plans to make it past January, let along the entire year. I'm more curious if anyone here has ever made a resolution and actually stuck to it. I don't make them. I can't even accomplish a daily vitamin. Its not that I don't care. I'm honestly just one of the most forgetful people on the planet.
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    Or what? Or you'll leave as soon as someone returns your rudeness and delete all your posts? I'm so scared.

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    A long time ago, my dad made a resolution: never again make any more New Year's resolutions. So far, he's stuck to it. Last year, I made the resolution to complete an album-length set of songs and memorize it. That one came quite close, as I made the list (I called it Critical Mass) and almost memorized everything. I got every word, so I guess that counts. This year, my resolution (one of many) is to get some fucken guitar lessons.
    Quand ils ont dis "Vous vous asseyez," je me suis lev.

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    2013-2014 shall be my two favorite new years eve resolutions. All according to my future plans, that's if I don't die; this life threating cancer is making it tough for me to take actions but no matter what happens to me... I will always love my family. Mom & Dad, guess what? See ya real soon!

    Take care folks - it's been a pleasure.

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    1. Finish school
    2. Get a job
    3. Move out
    4. ???
    5. Practice coitus
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    I haven't taken making a New Years resolution seriously in, ummm, I don't even remember how many years. Since I just bought a new bass, I suppose my non-serious resolution will be to practice it until I get my finger calluses back on days when my elbows and wrists are not rebelling against me. Secondary to that, I will try not to let my the shitty hand I was dealt in having hypermobile joints (causing my problems) overwhelm me. Okay, last stop, I'm getting off the self-pity train now!

    Jojan, I see you have your priorities straight, making coitus the last on the list. Good luck with it all, and with figuring out what number 4 is.
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    I once made the decision to only drink water, that lasted like 4 months. In 2013, I will masturbate more.
    I wrote a four word letter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WebDudette View Post
    In 2013, I will masturbate more.
    Of COURSE you will. Set yourself up with a saline IV so you don't dehydrate.
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    Haven't eaten any meat for almost a year (and I don't miss a thing) and I quit drinking coffee 7 months ago other than that I pretty much suck at keeping to resolutions - still trying to lose some weight and to convince myself that tandem skydiving would be a good idea

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    The only resolution I kept was 7 years ago when I decided to give up meat, and I've stuck to it.

    Other than that, I've never even thought about resolutions. My one this year is try to get fit....but to be honest I've been saying that to myself for god knows how long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WebDudette View Post
    In 2013, I will masturbate more.
    That means that you will have to know how much you masturbated in 2012.
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    Sometimes I love Jojan <3
    Quote Originally Posted by Amiralanal View Post
    Jojan is not ignorant. He is the king. You are the enemy.
    Quote Originally Posted by PilZ-E View Post
    I appreciate Jojan.
    Quote Originally Posted by noodle654 View Post
    Jojan you are my favorite!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Bipolar Bear View Post
    Jojan fucking owns!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jebus View Post
    jojan's right boob = hawt
    Quote Originally Posted by Krojd View Post
    Jojan, you are awesome
    Quote Originally Posted by yarock View Post
    Jojan fr den Sieg.
    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    I like Jojan's signature.
    Quote Originally Posted by Defender View Post
    Jojan for President!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    I actually think Jojan is pretty funny in his own right.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheJakes84 View Post
    Jojan's signature is the longest and most beloved. <3
    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    Maybe because it came from Jojan, and Jojan rules.
    Quote Originally Posted by "Melyssa K" Kennedy View Post
    Jojan is right
    Quote Originally Posted by -Ignition- View Post
    Jojans planer lter bra.

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