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    The thread title should be "Menstrual (period). There's a period missing.
    When they said "sit down", I stood up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bighead384 View Post
    The thread title should be "Menstrual (period). There's a period missing.
    There's a lot more to a menstrual cycle than the period itself. You do know that, right?
    That pun would only be made by a man, who doesn't understand the full impact of the cycle. The cycle doesn't last one week, it's the entire month.
    I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
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    Oh oh oh!!

    It's been too long since I've been able to say my period joke!




    What's the difference between normal blood and period blood?


    You can't pick normal blood up with a fork.


    Have a nice dinner

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    Haha, true. But that's only true regarding the clotted portion, not the most annoying kind, the kind that flows. Any of you guys puking in a bucket, yet?
    I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
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    My period ended a couple of days ago, so I'm chilling.

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    Don't you just HATE putting on the water-weight and the bloating? Ugh, it makes you feel so fucking fat!
    I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
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    That doesn't really happen for me. Searing pains, puking, shitting, and dairy cravings, however, are par for the course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dulce View Post
    Like I said before and I'll repeat it because I don't get tired of saying it ok. I don't trust the doctors. Period. And the first time I went to that free clinic the nurse took some blood so I've waited for the results in two weeks. So I went back for myresults and she said that I was fine but I sense that she was lying to my face.
    What reason would the doctor have to have lied to you? How would it benefit them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by prettyflyforablackchick View Post
    That doesn't really happen for me. Searing pains, puking, shitting, and dairy cravings, however, are par for the course.
    I just frowned.
    I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
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    Right now Im craving ice cream with brownies. Right now the cramps arent too bad but I hate the fucking bloating feeling I have.

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