Quote Originally Posted by MOTO13 View Post
Why would anyone voluntarily eat tuna salad or egg salad? Nasty ass stuff. What are you some kind of friggin vagimatarion? Eat some meat for shit sake. Nice fat piece of pork may wake you up.
For your sake, so your brain doesn't implode, I will inform you of this. I love a good marinated medium-done steak, bacon, bacon cheeseburgers, hot wings, fried or grilled chicken, salmon, ham, pork chops, hot dogs, and meat loaf if it is mashed up and mixed into mash potatoes with a lot of gravy and a sprinkling of nutmeg and, preferably, corn.

Of course, knowing you as I think I might, that could have been a fellatio joke. In which case, bravo, you fit it in well there (that's what someone said.)