Last edited by Duskygrin; 02-26-2013 at 02:00 PM.
Poor fellow. They should have told him about the bat.
A blonde goes into a library. She says "I want a burger, cola and fries. With ketchup, please."
The employee replies "Lady, you're in a library."
"Oh, of course." So she starts whispering "I want a burger, cola and fries with ketup, please."
Do you think you‘d sell your soul
To just have one thing to turn out right?
So Superman was feeling loney and he wanted to meet a girl so he goes up to Batman and he asked him, Batman where do you go to find girls? Batman said normally I just go see Wonderwoman. Superman said Oh I couldn't do that shes one of my best friends.He says goodbye to Batman and starts flying around and he sees Spiderman. Superman askes Spiderman, where do you meet women? Spiderman said I just see Wonderwomen. He says bye to Spiderman and starts flying around again and starts about maybe trying to hook up with Wonderwoman. Then in a feild he sees her spread eagle and no one is around. Superman said I am faster than a flying bullet, and I can be in and out and she won't even know what hit her. So he swoops in hes in and out. Wonderwomen said what the hell was that? The Invisible Man said I don't know, but ass sure does hurt.
How do you stop a dog thats humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being a retard.