Wait, I think I say dick more than cock. Either way, penis, dick, and cock all work fine for me.
I don't like 'could care less' and as I told Brie on Facebook, I dislike literally every internet trend word. You'll likely never hear me say yolo, swag, fap, epic, legen-dary, money, cash, and really anything else you can think of, not even ironically, which is actually just as bad. I do say hella very rarely because of my boss is from Southern California and I said cray for a little bit, because I thought it was hillarious.
I wrote a four word letter.