Quote Originally Posted by WebDudette View Post
That'd be an awesome child, I hope I have a kid that comes out that way. My sisters aren't what I consider attractive though, and we're only half-siblings, I'm not sure it'd work. Maybe I'll take a run at a hot cousin or something. It's worth a shot, right?
Well, good luck with that. Based on your post, keeping it in the family my be your only option. Like I said, take a look at the family stick and trace your heritage, Bigfoot may be an anscestor. Maybe you can hit up Jack Links for a jerky ad.