I've had an office job for about 7 months and I had one before that. I've decided that I hate it. I can't stand the fakeness and the schmoozing that you need to do to be successful. I hate the way everyone who establishes themselves in this environment learns how to end every conservation with a lame one-liner that sends the person they are speaking with away with a fake laugh. It takes much more than professionalism to succedd in this environment. To succeed in the office environment, it seems you literally need to master all the bullshit that is a part of office culture as well.