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    Think of the last three possible things you'd ever want happening to you as far as pain goes. Post them here.

    1- eyes stabbed with a long needle
    2- both hands cut off
    3- lit on fire
    When they said "sit down", I stood up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bighead384 View Post
    Think of the last three possible things you'd ever want happening to you as far as pain goes. Post them here.

    1- eyes stabbed with a long needle
    2- both hands cut off
    3- lit on fire
    4. Spending 30 seconds with you in person.

    For the life of me, I cannot think of one reason you would even post shit like this. Disturbing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOTO13 View Post
    4. Spending 30 seconds with you in person.

    For the life of me, I cannot think of one reason you would even post shit like this. Disturbing.
    Hahaha. It's about me but I still laughed.

    Uhm, I was drunk.

    The Brazen Bull

    The brazen bull, bronze bull, or Sicilian bull, was a torture and execution device designed in ancient Greece. Its inventor, metal-worker Perillos of Athens, proposed it to Phalaris, the tyrant of Akragas, Sicily, as a new means of executing criminals. Perillos said to Phalaris: "[His screams] will come to you through the pipes as the tenderest, most pathetic, most melodious of bellowings." Disgusted by these words, Phalaris ordered its horn sound system to be tested on Perillos himself. When Perillos entered, he was immediately locked in, and the fire was set, so that Phalaris could hear the sound of his screams. Before Perillos could die, Phalaris opened the door and took him away. Perillos believed he would receive a reward for his invention; instead, after freeing him from the bull, Phalaris threw him from the top of a hill, killing him. Phalaris himself is said to have been killed in the brazen bull when he was overthrown by Telemachus, the ancestor of Theron.

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    The KGB already solved this. The answer is 'platypus venom'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baldwin View Post
    The KGB already solved this. The answer is 'platypus venom'.
    I looked this up and discovered that morphine cannot soothe the pain of those inflicted with platypus venom (I didn't even know those bastards had venom). Yikes. And not only that, but apparently it sends all your pain receptors into overdrive.

    Morbid curiosity lead me to search for documented cases of the KGB using it, but I found nothing.
    When they said "sit down", I stood up.

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    Default Thou shalt not encounter this masters of torture or thy pain shalt never cease

    Do you think you‘d sell your soul
    To just have one thing to turn out right?

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    I generally agree with RageAndLov and PaintItBlack. Almost every torture mentioned here would either cause the victim to pass out (from shock, hypoxia, overheating, etc.), or the sheer physical damage would kill the nerves fairly quickly, or the torture isn't really that bad to begin with (oh, you're giving me opium before my torture? How diabolical!)

    Anyways, aside from platypus stings, which is literally and inarguably the most painful thing possible for a human being to ever experience, ever, there's Irukanji syndrome which comes in at a distant second with a similar pain-receptor overdrive. But even if they don't have access to rare and horrifying Australian animals, the elektromunters of Lubyanka would never stoop to anything so base and crude as setting people on fire or hacking off limbs. That's for piddling-ass amateurs. That's for cartel enforcers and serial rapists and African child soldiers. Here's some of things a god-damned professional who takes a little pride in his work might do to you, from Russia with Love.

    1 - The Flying Swallow
    The victim is tied "in strappado" and left to support their own weight. Indefinitely.

    2 - The Baby Elephant
    A gas mask is placed over the victims head and filled with common household insecticide spray. When the victim begins vomiting, the gas mask is removed and they're given an hour or two to recover. Then the mask goes back on.

    3 - Tickling the Funnybone
    The skin on the outside of the elbow is peeled back, and a shallow groove is scraped into the bone with an ice-pick or dental hook, with an aim to manipulate the ulnar nerve cluster. Sometimes deeper grooves are also carved along the entire length of the forearm.

    4 - Playing the Scales
    A vertebrae is lightly cracked with a small hammer. Months later, once it has fully healed, the next vertebrae is cracked. When the last vertebrae has been cracked, you've 'played a scale', and it's time to start again from the first vertebrae.

    5 - Uncle's Home Cooking
    The victim is starved, and has their tongue crushed and mangled with pliers. They are then fed gruel with copious amounts of pepper and salt. It's up to them whether they eat it or not.

    6 - The Press Cell
    The victim is placed in a cell with fifteen to twenty "goats" (a type of "trustee" who rely on the guards for protection from the other prisoners. Many of them are serial rapists, pederasts or otherwise despised by the prison population) The goats are told to make life as unpleasant as possible for the victim for a few weeks or months, under threat of having their protection revoked if their performance isn't enthusiastic enough. I've never read an explicit account of what happens next, but it's heavily implied that it involves lots and lots of rape, degradation, constant abuse, forced coprophagia. Every interview I've watched or read claims that this is the worst punishment still in use in the Russian penal system.

    Most frighteningly, Press Celling is popular because the goats will do things "the elektromunters don't have the stomach for". When shit gets too real for professional KGB torturers, shit is at the absolute maximum level of realness possible.

    Quote Originally Posted by bighead384 View Post
    Morbid curiosity lead me to search for documented cases of the KGB using it, but I found nothing.
    It's possible that they've never actually used the technique, but their doctors did produce reams and reams of medical reports on how effective they think it'll be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bighead384 View Post
    Think of the last three possible things you'd ever want happening to you as far as pain goes. Post them here.

    1- eyes stabbed with a long needle
    2- both hands cut off
    3- lit on fire
    These are terrible in the way that they are not very good methods of torture. Of course, all of these hurt a lot, but there are worse things.

    1. Eyes don't have that much sensory for pain. Yes it will hurt, but the worst part of this is that you will end up blind. Very impractical for the rest of your life, but not very painful in comparison.

    2. Yes this will hurt, but it's like the first one; this is very impractical later in life. If you manage to stop the bleeding you will be fine. It won't hurt more than a normal surgery.

    3. This I can imagine is pretty painful. The problem is that you are likely to die from it, so your pain won't last very long before you are dead.
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    I think those must fucking hurt.
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    THE worst thing, without question, that could ever be leveled on anyone is something that would never end....forever.

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