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    Default Have you ever sat down to pee out of laziness?

    Or because you're a girl? No but really. Guys: Do you ever sit down to pee just out of pure laziness?
    When they said "sit down", I stood up.

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    very, very, very rarely. also, sometimes I think I have to poop, but I don't.
    I wrote a four word letter.

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    If I were a guy, I'd sit down to pee at home. Every time. Just because it's comfortable and much less likely to cause a mess. Toilets aren't designed to be pissed in from up high. However, in public bathrooms I'd always stand, and naturally when peeing in nature/outside. I will always be jealous of that versatility... hovering over public toilets and figuring out where the hell to pee when outside are the only times I wish I were a guy.
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    I just do bumpin in my trunk

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    Llamas, thats the most llamas-y post ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelchairman View Post
    Llamas, thats the most llamas-y post ever.
    Hahaha, I was really hoping you'd see it - I wrote it the way I did just for you
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    I just do bumpin in my trunk

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    Haaaaaaaa! I knew it! Or at least i suspected it with just a little bit of uncertainty (which is perfect).
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    I think I sit down about every other time when I have a wee. Not because of laziness, but for comfort.
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    Only when I want to read the comics from my calendar.
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    I can't...water is too cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Llamas View Post
    If I were a guy, I'd sit down to pee at home. Every time. Just because it's comfortable and much less likely to cause a mess.
    Generally agree. Also, it's quieter, which can be a consideration if you have thin walls.
    Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Bill Hicks

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