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    Quote Originally Posted by WebDudette View Post
    sometimes I think I have to poop, but I don't.
    This. This is the only reason. Hey, it happens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paint_It_Black View Post
    Also, it's quieter, which can be a consideration if you have thin walls.
    This.

    To be honest, I've developed a habit of peeing sitting down unless I'm in a rush (or in a public restroom, obviously). Simply because I have an iPhone. I feel like I have all these "e-chores" that I'm putting off, and a piss is just enough time to damn do it.
    When they said "sit down", I stood up.

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    iSit?

    Yes, that was awful.
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    I pee in the shower all the time.
    I wrote a four word letter.

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    Like, all the time.
    I wrote a four word letter.

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    Only while actually taking a shower, or just all the time?

    What about while other people are taking a shower? It would solve the toilet-flushing while someone is showering dilemma I suppose.
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    When they said "sit down", bighead started to pee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paint_It_Black View Post
    When they said "sit down", bighead started to pee.
    funny as fuck.

    I only pee when I am showering, but now I am going to reconsider. Often I'll realize I have to pee on my way to the restroom, but instead of peeing in the toilet I pee in the shower.
    I wrote a four word letter.

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    I used to sit down all the time when I peed, but not any longer. I haven't sat down to pee in years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WebDudette View Post
    funny as fuck.

    I only pee when I am showering, but now I am going to reconsider. Often I'll realize I have to pee on my way to the restroom, but instead of peeing in the toilet I pee in the shower.
    That is gross!! I don't get it, I mean the toilet is right now use it. The shower is not ment to be peed in. I just hope you clean the shower after. Eww...

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