If the wedding day is supposed to be the best day of your life it can only get worse afterwards, right?
What I don't like about weddings are those stupid little party games, heart shaped balloons, boxes, candles, confetti etc. and people marrying in church though they don't go there otherwise or aren't even religious.
Vows absolutely suck.
I guess I'd favour a beach wedding, barefoot, just my partner, me and an officiant, sunset and a six-pack of beer.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. Oscar Wilde