Getting married after a short relationship

[Alison]

Wanna know what I really like? Those really old couples that have been married for decades still
holding hands, laughing with each other, sharing years and memories.

That's cause they have Alzheimer's and think they are still in the honeymoon period

[EarY]

Now that explains a lot

[Paint_It_Black]

Marriage is so unimportant to you...that you did it.

To become a permanent resident. Not because I wanted to be married. Is that difficult to understand somehow?

Then you say you did it to illustrate how dumb it is.

Nope, never said that at all. Not once.

it's all in your head.

Yes, I never said it wasn't. I never implied anything else!

But you won't get divorced because you like the idea of being married...to mock the institution of marriage and to thumb your nose to those who sanctify marriage.

Dude, no. I'm not rushing to get divorced because I just don't give a shit. The rest is a by-product. What has happened to your reading comprehension skills? It's like you didn't even bother to read what I posted, which would be fine, but if you're going to make the effort to reply to me you should really read what I've posted first.

Hmm, I see. Why is that?

There's no one simple answer really.

[calichix]

That's cause they have Alzheimer's and think they are still in the honeymoon period

this cracked me upppppppppppppppppppppppppp. cleva guhrllllllllllll

[Paint_It_Black]

cleva guhrllllllllllll