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    'Jesus Knows You're Here'


    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
    looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're
    here.'

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

    When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a
    bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

    Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of
    the voice.

    Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

    'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

    'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that
    he is watching you.'

    The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

    'Moses', replied the bird.

    'Moses'?, the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses'?

    'The kind of people that would name a 200 pound Rottweiler 'Jesus'.'

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    My owner, JÚsus Sanchez. Boom, joke just got better.
    Quote Originally Posted by T-6005 View Post
    I do no be following, fortune prick me if I do no.

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    that was funny!!! lolol

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    Funny indeed
    Turn the lights on.

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    Moto13 do you know any more jokes?

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    So these two blondes walk into a bar and ask for shots and before they did them they yelled 24 24. A few minutes later they asked for two more shots and again yelled 24 24. About the third time of them doing this the bartender asked why are you yelling 24. One of them replied we finished a puzzle in 24 days and it said it would take 2-4 years.

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