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    'Jesus Knows You're Here'


    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
    looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're
    here.'

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

    When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a
    bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

    Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of
    the voice.

    Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

    'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

    'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that
    he is watching you.'

    The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

    'Moses', replied the bird.

    'Moses'?, the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses'?

    'The kind of people that would name a 200 pound Rottweiler 'Jesus'.'

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    My owner, Jésus Sanchez. Boom, joke just got better.
    Quote Originally Posted by T-6005 View Post
    I do no be following, fortune prick me if I do no.

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    that was funny!!! lolol

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    Funny indeed
    Turn the lights on.

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    Moto13 do you know any more jokes?

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    Of course he does!
    Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.” – Bill Hicks

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    moto13, will you please share some more jokes please

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    Ok..here's a funny one. These 2 guys are fuckling a dead alligator on a bus, one says to the other one, holy shit this is fucked up...I forgot to pay my bus fare.
    Last edited by _Lost_; 08-25-2013 at 09:23 AM.

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    Tell us more, please. Do you have any about the disabled?

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