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    What's the best time to go to the dentist?

    2:30

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    lolo! funny



    2 bulls are on top of a hill looking down on a field of cattle. The younger bull says to the other bull, Let's run down there and fuck one of them. The other bull replies no son, Lets walk down and fuck them all.

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    Just for the guys now.....


    What's the difference between a washing machine and virgin?

    A washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it.

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    Man, I miss Tim Allen.
    Quote Originally Posted by T-6005 View Post
    I do no be following, fortune prick me if I do no.

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    So these two blondes walk into a bar and ask for shots and before they did them they yelled 24 24. A few minutes later they asked for two more shots and again yelled 24 24. About the third time of them doing this the bartender asked why are you yelling 24. One of them replied we finished a puzzle in 24 days and it said it would take 2-4 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiny Vessels View Post
    So these two blondes walk into a bar and ask for shots and before they did them they yelled 24 24. A few minutes later they asked for two more shots and again yelled 24 24. About the third time of them doing this the bartender asked why are you yelling 24. One of them replied we finished a puzzle in 24 days and it said it would take 2-4 years.

    This is fuckin funny LMAO

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    Here's one for WCM...This fucking cripple talks to his doctor and finds his entire left side will be paralyzed for life. The cripple, distraught, asks the Dr, what can be done? The Dr says, don't worry, everything will be all right.

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    Here's one for TV...

    How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water until she stops breathing and the struggling stops.

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    Knock, knock.
    'Who's there?'
    'Doorbell repairman!'


    Not good enough? Well then, how about this one?


    Cop: 'Did you kill this man?'
    Guy: 'No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground.
    The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed.'
    Turn the lights on.

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    Ok, here's some oldies but goodies...

    What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?
    half a cat

    What do you call a bull masterbating?
    Beef-strokin-off

    What's black and blue and afraid of me?
    The 8 year old in my closet

    What's 20 inches long and makes a woman scream all night?
    Crib death

    A cruise ship sank and the three sole survivors ended up standed on a deserted island..2 men and 1 woman. As nature took it's course, the woman had sex with the men many, many times over the following years. She felt so guilty about the casual sex that she eventually killed herself. It was very sad but the two guys some how managed to get through it and after a while nature once more took it's inevitable course. Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing. So...they buried her.

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