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    Want to hear a joke about pizza?

    Sorry I can't say it, it's way too cheesy

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    How do you kill 100 flies at once?

    Smash an ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
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    Here's one for you MOTO


    What do you call a black guy on a bike?

    Stolen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiny Vessels View Post
    Here's one for you MOTO


    What do you call a black guy on a bike?

    Stolen
    The black guy was stolen by a bike? lrn2joke.
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    I do not drink alcohol and coffee

    I do not smoke and do not do drugs

    I just do bumpin in my trunk

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    These two guys were in a bar talking, one says to the other..."I can have sex with any woman here." The other guy curious asks..."oh yeah, what makes you so sure?" The first guy says...I'm a rapist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiny Vessels View Post
    Here's one for you MOTO

    What do you call a black guy on a bike?

    Stolen
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    What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?

    Gang rape.

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    Basically what I was getting at is when you see a black on a bike it's stolen. The bike is stolen.

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    When you see...A BLACK? A black what? Walnut? Widow? Cause explaining the joke makes it better.

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    Ok...these are god damn jokes...so lighten up.


    What orange and chained to my porch?

    It's my negro and I'll paint him any damn color I want.



    Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

    Cause he's black.


    Two black guys are in a car, one is named Leroy the other Jerome. Which one is driving?

    The cop.

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