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    Are these copy/pasted from stormfront.org like your other "funny" story?
    Last edited by Paint_It_Black; 08-29-2013 at 07:08 AM.
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    lol..I have known these for years. I am sure all of these are on the net somewhere.

    Here's a funny one about you...

    Your 14 y/o dumbass, inbred, redneck neice, excited about her birthday, comes to you asking if you know how old she is. You tell her, pull down your pants. You slip your fingers in her and then sniff and lick them. You say...14! She says, wow, how did you know? You say, your dad told me.

    Don't troll my thread asshole. Tell a joke or fuck off.
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    What concert costs 45 cents?

    50 Cent featuring Nickeback
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    Would a lion cheat on his wife?

    No, but a Tiger wood.

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    Nobody except tv likes to play. Oh well. This one is from like 4th grade...

    What type of undergarment does a mermaid wear to math class? An algae bra.

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    One day, an 80-year-old man comes home and finds his 80-year-old wife
    doing a handstand, naked, against a wall.

    Shocked, he asks: 'What are you doing?'

    She responds: 'I know you can't get it up, but maybe you can drop it in.'
    Turn the lights on.

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    I may screw this one up..

    This couple is having a hard time financially. So they decide that the wife will hook for a few bucks. The husband says I'll drop you off at the corner and be near by. Charge $30 for a blow and $100 for sex. Well, the first guy she meets says what does a bj cost? She say $30...He says ok. He whips out this gigantic dick and the wife thinks..... WHHHHOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!! She goes running around the corner and says to her husband...can I borrow $70?

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    So these two guys are talking and one said to the other, I found this gorgeous girl tied to the train tracks and I untied her and we had great sex. We fucked for hours. His friend asked did she suck your dick too? He responded no she didn't. I couldn't find her head.

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    Gotta throw the bullshit flag on that one. You are repeating a joke I told you. BBBBBBUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLSHHHHIIIIITTT.


    What was missing from the million man march?

    The auctioneer

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    Yeah you did tell me that joke, but you never posted it so I thought I would .

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