A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss' office.
'I quit! That's it, I'm not working here anymore!'
'Why?' asks the boss. 'What's the problem?'
'I've been working here for so long that I've grown the broom bristles between my legs. I can't take it anymore.'
'Listen,' the boss says. 'That's perfectly normal. Look, I have those too.'
'Oh, my God!' she exclaims. 'It's worse than I thought! You've also grown a broom handle!'
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. Oscar Wilde