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    Well, I do have standards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOTO13 View Post
    Well, I do have standards.
    Really? You have standards? I would have never guessed lol.


    Wanna hear a dirty joke, a white horse fell in the mud.

    Wanna hear a clean joke, the horse got cleaned

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    What's the difference between normal blood and period blood?


    You can't pick normal blood up with a fork

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    Since shock/gag seems to be the goal of this thread, here we go:

    Quote Originally Posted by Alison View Post
    What's the difference between normal blood and period blood?
    Normal blood doesn't taste as good.
    Quote Originally Posted by jsmak84 View Post
    I do not drink alcohol and coffee

    I do not smoke and do not do drugs

    I just do bumpin in my trunk

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    A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss' office.

    'I quit! That's it, I'm not working here anymore!'

    'Why?' asks the boss. 'What's the problem?'

    'I've been working here for so long that I've grown the broom bristles between my legs. I can't take it anymore.'

    'Listen,' the boss says. 'That's perfectly normal. Look, I have those too.'

    'Oh, my God!' she exclaims. 'It's worse than I thought! You've also grown a broom handle!'
    Turn the lights on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Llamas View Post
    Since shock/gag seems to be the goal of this thread, here we go:

    Normal blood doesn't taste as good.
    It frightens me you would know that.

    Note to self...don't fuck with Lamas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOTO13 View Post
    It frightens me you would know that.

    Note to self...don't fuck with Lamas.
    Damn right.
    Quote Originally Posted by jsmak84 View Post
    I do not drink alcohol and coffee

    I do not smoke and do not do drugs

    I just do bumpin in my trunk

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    Mohammed spent his life in the mountains killing animals and raping children.

    Jesus spent his life by the sea and fed 5000 with one fish.

    This is the difference between a gross prophet and a net prophet.



    I ran off the road yesterday and hit a muslim. Granted I had to drive through 2 fields, a park and cow pasture but i eventually got the prick.

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    Q: Why was the condom flying through the air?

    A: It got pissed off.
    Turn the lights on.

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