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  1. 09-25-2013 #31
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    I guess now I kind of have to wonder, why are there so many chemicals in tampons? Are there chemicals in pads too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dexter12296566 View Post
    I guess now I kind of have to wonder, why are there so many chemicals in tampons? Are there chemicals in pads too?
    There are tons of chemicals in tampons for maximum absorbency. I believe they used to be pure cotton, but pure cotton wasn't all that absorbent. Plus cotton itself is normally riddled with pesticides and insecticides. They're also bleached to make them completely white. And yeah, all that stuff is also in pads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Llamas View Post
    The blood being in your body is not as bad as having all the chemicals from a tampon inside your body.
    I assumed that was the case for a long time. Turns out, actually, it's not chemicals from tampons that causes the problem. It really is the blood, apparently. Well, bacteria, specifically.

    Also, the "choke" comment was just another one of his awful jokes.
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    holey as in your birth canal is a hole. yeah tss is caused by bacterial toxins (like strep and staph). the synthetic material in the tampons scratch your vaginal walls, and strep/staph get their groove on in the scratches.

    sidenote: my friend's dad is in a christian rock band called Chalice hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah godpussy
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    I'm just totally in my element in this thread.

    I. WILL. DISCUSS. PUSSY. IN. MEDICAL. TERMS. ARY. DAY.
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    oh god... so many words for vagina. i just...

    No wonder people have such a hard time learning English. We have sooooooo many words for everything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by _Lost_ View Post
    We have sooooooo many words for everything.
    No, just for vagina.

    We're the Eskimos of poon.
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    Just saw this and thought of this thread.

    Well, perhaps it would be more accurate to say I thought of calichix. But I thought of calichix in this thread.

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