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    Quote Originally Posted by Llamas View Post
    MOTO used to hit on me on AIM. If Lurch with dentures is out of my league, what does that say about MOTO?
    So...you never did give me a straight answer, we gonna do this or what? Cause I loaded up and got what you wanted...10' of barbed wire, ass-less chaps, a 12 volt battery, pop rocks and funnel, a geek ball and the wet naps. Fuckin A, I'm pumped.
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    I already told you, my requirements include not smelling like sub meat and having decent grammar. Sorry, bro.
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    I just do bumpin in my trunk

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    Wait, moto's a long-term member and not a teenager who thinks he's provacative? Holy shit.

    There goes my theory that he was a Bighead alt to make Bighead look good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelchairman View Post
    Wait, moto's a long-term member and not a teenager who thinks he's provacative? Holy shit.

    There goes my theory that he was a Bighead alt to make Bighead look good.
    Wishomie. Not sure which is better.
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    lol...smell like sub meat. Guess it depends where you put your nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Llamas View Post
    Wishomie. Not sure which is better.
    BAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh God, that's good stuff. Next you'll tell me he's TPKYL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelchairman View Post
    BAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh God, that's good stuff. Next you'll tell me he's TPKYL.
    Wasn't Al Coholic TPKYL?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelchairman View Post
    Wait, moto's a long-term member and not a teenager who thinks he's provacative? Holy shit.

    There goes my theory that he was a Bighead alt to make Bighead look good.
    Look upon his join date and weep.

    Quote Originally Posted by Llamas View Post
    Wishomie.
    Are you fucking serious? I was thinking about Wishomie earlier today when I got to wondering why useless douchebags gravitate to Subway.

    If you're serious that would mean that not only is Mr. Productive here nothing but a sandwich-slave, he has been nothing but a sandwich-slave for, most likely, his entire adult life.

    Oh my god I think I just ejaculated a little bit.

    MOTO, how the fuck can you live with your worthless self? You're worse than ethnic minorities. You're worse than non-Christians. You're worse than white people on welfare. How can you stand the shame?
    Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.” – Bill Hicks

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    There's no way I'll believe Al was Dead-Dad until I see hard evidence.

    And you guys are actually blowing my mind. That deadbeat had the nerve to question the direction of anyone's life? Oh omnom delicious petty satisfaction omnomnom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paint_It_Black View Post
    Look upon his join date and weep.

    Are you fucking serious? I was thinking about Wishomie earlier today when I got to wondering why useless douchebags gravitate to Subway.

    If you're serious that would mean that not only is Mr. Productive here nothing but a sandwich-slave, he has been nothing but a sandwich-slave for, most likely, his entire adult life.

    Oh my god I think I just ejaculated a little bit.

    MOTO, how the fuck can you live with your worthless self? You're worse than ethnic minorities. You're worse than non-Christians. You're worse than white people on welfare. How can you stand the shame?
    It's true...I simply have an over inflated sense of self worth necessitated by my humble place in the american workforce. Nothing more than a career sammich maker who moonlights as a cobbler for extra money to support my 12 children. I meekingly bow to your genius.

    I AM WISHOMIE.

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