Things you can be on Halloween besides naked

[Llamas]

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I love the shit out of this song and video. Best Halloween PSA around. I just saw some new "sexy" Halloween costumes for women which are supposed to be food. No, seriously - pizza and corn?



There's just nothing sexy about that, unless you like having sex with pizza. Even worse than sexy cats. Cause really, do you have sex with your pets?

[WebDudette]

unless being naked is your thing, because that's totally reasonable.

Anyway, I'm going to get a wig and a friend to do my makeup, I'm going to be a bearded lady.

[Llamas]

unless being naked is your thing, because that's totally reasonable.

Absolutely. At last year's Carnival, I met a girl in the bathroom and asked what she was dressed up as, expecting some sort of slutty cat or vampire or something - "I'm a hooker. Isn't it obvious?" I gave her a high five. If you're gonna dress up like that for Halloween, cool, but don't pretend you're a cat or a nurse or a nun or whatever else that has nothing to do with your shitty costume.

Anyway, I'm going to get a wig and a friend to do my makeup, I'm going to be a bearded lady.

And even still, creative costumes always win. Slutty cat is never creative. Lame, lame, lame. Bearded lady sounds awesome.

[Paint_It_Black]

Anyway, I'm going to get a wig and a friend to do my makeup, I'm going to be a bearded lady.

Isn't that insensitive towards women with facial hair issues?

Could also look like you're mocking the trans community.

[WebDudette]

I'd considered that, but it seems a little unlikely doesn't it? Straight men cross dress all the time, generally the only people who have issue with it, are other straight men.

[Paint_It_Black]

Indeed.

Just playing Devil's Advocate on that one.

[Llamas]

I'd considered that, but it seems a little unlikely doesn't it? Straight men cross dress all the time, generally the only people who have issue with it, are other straight men.

Straight men cross-dressing for Halloween isn't offensive; just kinda meh. Generally results in me rolling my eyes because it's just so overdone and uncreative. Bearded lady is much more fun. I dig it.

[MOTO13]

If you're real flexible, you can put on a pink tu-tu, get yer nails did, get some nice sexy leggings, bend over and shove your head up your ass and go as PIB.

[Llamas]

put on a pink tu-tu, get yer nails did, get some nice sexy leggings

PiB, I say you photoshop a pic of yourself with all this. It sounds downright amazing. Or you know, just do it up properly and post the pic. I promise to follow suit and do the same.

[Paint_It_Black]

So fucking tempting.

I'm actually grinning at the thought.