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    Default Fake facebook-boyfriend

    Ok, I have this girl on facebook. When I met her (on holiday), she didn't mention any boyfriend. On her facebook it says she's in a relation with someone. But when I click this guy, it only shows a pic of a donkey. He has 200 friends but doesn't 'like' or respond to any of his girlfriends updates.
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    So is this guy real?
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    How could a donkey "like" or respond to her updates? You can't type with hooves. That's preposterous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paint_It_Black View Post
    How could a donkey "like" or respond to her updates? You can't type with hooves. That's preposterous.
    So my question should be: how does a donkey get a human girlfriend?
    Huntenpop, Ulft, Netherlands, 28 august 2009, 20km
    Pukkelpop, Hasselt, Belgium, 20 august 2011 -Canceled- 328km
    Zenith, Paris, France, 31 August 2011, 559km
    AB, Brussels, Belgium, 17 June 2012 (Ignition Club Show), 287km
    De Melkweg, Amsterdam, Netherlands, 18 june 2012 (Ignition Club Show), 132km

    Orange Warsaw Festival, Warsaw, Poland, 26 May 2013, 1150km
    -----------------------------
    Conversation after Paris show:
    Me: "I bought a bottle of Dexter's saus"
    She: "You bought what?!?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris9012 View Post
    So my question should be: how does a donkey get a human girlfriend?
    Hey PIB...answer the question. How did you get a girlfriend?

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    Ohyeah that definitely makes you cool. Like totally.

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    I'm sorry MOTO but I didn't think you that hip to know about that.

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    Just because I dress in skin tight, ball slamming plaid shorts; wear black socks and sandals; pop allergy pills like fucking Pez candy and constantly pick my nose and dig in my ass does not mean I ain't hip. Word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paint_It_Black View Post
    How could a donkey "like" or respond to her updates? You can't type with hooves. That's preposterous.
    Ummm, I thought so too. Then...you responded. Fucking amazing.

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    Ask her if she's dating a donkey. If she says no then tell her to explain her Facebook status. If its a yes then walk away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiny Vessels View Post
    Ask her if she's dating a donkey. If she says no then tell her to explain her Facebook status. If its a yes then walk away.
    You seriously want to ask her if she is dating a god damn donkey? Then, you expect her to even possibly answer "yes" to dating a fucking donkey? Holy shit. You have to stop snorting hot asphalt.

    Oh wait, she isn't spanish is she?
    Last edited by MOTO13; 10-15-2013 at 01:44 PM.

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