First of all, do you think I'd want to scratch a $1,400 worth of helmets if we went down? Seriously, how frigging selfish are you? I mean, I was wearing one and ruining one would have been all could take. Jeepers. Besides, I was riding very cautiously being on Andy's pig of a machine. Did we even do a wheelie?
It would have been devastating for you if your bike got wrecked.
Andy too...because I would have jacked him in his adam's apple, ghosted his machine off a friggin bridge and walked home. But, all's well that ends well. You really should wear a helmet if you're going to get on a bike with an idiot.
Which takes us back to the original post, you didn't offer me a helmet.