My first one ever. I'm overwhelmed. I feel like a caveman. I've never used one before or even really bothered to watch as anyone else used one. So this is pretty weird. I'm scared to put it in my pocket. It feels far too precious to be simply carried around. Clearly it should be placed on a sturdy table and never moved, much like my laptop.

This is really weird though. Imagine if you travelled here in time from the 90's and picked up a smartphone. Because that's basically what I just did. Feels weird.

I'm also a bit sleep deprived.

Feels weird.