...when you start trawling Yahoo comments for idiots to mock.
And damn me but it's addictive.
Your turn now.
Or just talk about pizza. Whatever.
Invisible
you know you've hit a new low...
...when you start trawling Yahoo comments for idiots to mock.
And damn me but it's addictive.
Your turn now.
Or just talk about pizza. Whatever.
Last edited by Paint_It_Black; 01-17-2014 at 11:01 AM.
“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.” – Bill Hicks
The doctor is in.
For almost a year I've made a habit out of taking screenshots of horrible Yahoo comments that get almost all thumbs-up and no thumbs-down. If I sent those out to some liberal blog I would bet a lot that it would gain some traction. But alas, I always forget to close my slightly embarrassing browser tabs before taking them.
My previous signature was getting old. This is my new one.
Invisible
Porn, porn, porn?
I always get obsessively paranoid before posting a screenshot of anything anywhere that I'm going to inadvertently reveal something terribly embarrassing and so I end up scrutinizing the image for aaages to make sure it's good to go.
Which is really bizarre because I'll basically tell anyone anything anyway if they simply ask. I'm not a particularly private person. But yeah, I freak out when it comes to screenshots.
“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.” – Bill Hicks
Senior Member
When you're crying and doing online shopping to try and make yourself feel better. May not sound like a new low but I never do online shopping (maybe at most I did it 5 times) and I thought hey maybe this might make you feel a little better. I saved 30% so that kinda made me smile.
I'm pretty pathetic.
Invisible
Tiny Vessels, that was a perfect contribution to the thread and exactly the sort of thing I was looking for.
We can all be pathetic together my dear, don't sweat it.
“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.” – Bill Hicks
Definitely Not Richard
I don't hit lows. I pity-fuck them.
But seriously that was my newest low. I succumbed to the pity fuck and it was awful.
Senior Member
Cranking it into a red solo cup while watching 40 year old re-runs of I Dream of Jeanie all the while snorting black pepper and knocking back shots of Jack.
Invisible
Whatever, Jack is great.
“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.” – Bill Hicks
The youngster
For me it's finding a half empty(or full) bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red under the bed from god only knows how long ago(probably about 7 or 8 months) and still being tempted to drink it once opened to pour it out because it smelled fine. I didn't actually drink it though. My whole room is my new low. It's somewhere between horrifying and repulsive. I found a half eaten bag of chips under my bed that my ex left at my house. We broke up almost a year ago.
Originally Posted by T-6005
Invisible
Chips AND Mountain Dew? Score.
“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.” – Bill Hicks
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