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    Default you know you've hit a new low...

    ...when you start trawling Yahoo comments for idiots to mock.

    And damn me but it's addictive.

    Your turn now.

    Or just talk about pizza. Whatever.
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    For almost a year I've made a habit out of taking screenshots of horrible Yahoo comments that get almost all thumbs-up and no thumbs-down. If I sent those out to some liberal blog I would bet a lot that it would gain some traction. But alas, I always forget to close my slightly embarrassing browser tabs before taking them.
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    Porn, porn, porn?

    I always get obsessively paranoid before posting a screenshot of anything anywhere that I'm going to inadvertently reveal something terribly embarrassing and so I end up scrutinizing the image for aaages to make sure it's good to go.

    Which is really bizarre because I'll basically tell anyone anything anyway if they simply ask. I'm not a particularly private person. But yeah, I freak out when it comes to screenshots.
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    When you're crying and doing online shopping to try and make yourself feel better. May not sound like a new low but I never do online shopping (maybe at most I did it 5 times) and I thought hey maybe this might make you feel a little better. I saved 30% so that kinda made me smile.


    I'm pretty pathetic.

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    Tiny Vessels, that was a perfect contribution to the thread and exactly the sort of thing I was looking for.

    We can all be pathetic together my dear, don't sweat it.
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    I don't hit lows. I pity-fuck them.

    But seriously that was my newest low. I succumbed to the pity fuck and it was awful.
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    Cranking it into a red solo cup while watching 40 year old re-runs of I Dream of Jeanie all the while snorting black pepper and knocking back shots of Jack.

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    Whatever, Jack is great.
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    For me it's finding a half empty(or full) bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red under the bed from god only knows how long ago(probably about 7 or 8 months) and still being tempted to drink it once opened to pour it out because it smelled fine. I didn't actually drink it though. My whole room is my new low. It's somewhere between horrifying and repulsive. I found a half eaten bag of chips under my bed that my ex left at my house. We broke up almost a year ago.
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    Cranking it into a red solo cup while watching 40 year old re-runs of I Dream of Jeanie all the while snorting black pepper and knocking back shots of Jack.

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    Chips AND Mountain Dew? Score.
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