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    Default I'm not sure how to feel about my school anymore...

    So my school participates in a program that I think is to train police search dogs because every so often our school goes on lock down and they bring in drug dogs that don't seem to be very well trained yet and are quite small and one by one the evacuate each class and the dogs sniff around and sometimes the dogs find something. Usually everything is fine, the police leave, we go out of lock down and that's it. This time right after we got called to exit safe mode(lock down) I got called over the intercom to the office where I sat for twenty minutes waiting to see why I was there. The principal showed up and told me that the dogs "found" something in my locker. They searched it an found nothing(obviously), but they had to search my bag. After a twenty minute search of my forty pound backpack all the principal had to say was "Well we didn't think you had anything but we had to check. Also, your senior project binder is very organized." So I missed my entire independent period. What the dogs found in my locker was a travel coffee mug that I forgot in there about a month ago.
    About an hour ago my school called and said that the dogs found bed bugs in the school and they called in a K-9 unit especially for sniffing out bed bugs and they found several infested areas and now school is cancelled tomorrow because they need to eradicate the bed bugs.
    I shit you not, the most ridiculous things happen in my school. One time the secretary announced that the "FedEx man is lost in the building. If anyone finds him please bring him to the front office" and then there was an announcement that said "The podium is lost in the building. We need that for graduation rehearsal. If anyone locates the podium please contact one of the janitors."
    And somehow I have gotten two emails from my principal that were supposed to be forwarded to the janitor. My school is bizarre and I don't want to leave no matter how odd or gross things sometimes get.
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Are you serious?! That shit is hilarious! Your school is crazy as hell. XD
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    Oh, I remember police searches at my school... but that was when they actually knew there were drugs involved. Then again, there were so many rules that not much fun stuff happened (i.e. no water bottles). The biggest event that happened in school was the so-called "race war."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mega Man View Post
    The biggest event that happened in school was the so-called "race war."
    I didn't know you went to South Park Elementary.

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    ^Shockingly similar to how the event actually unfolded. Though a kid did get slammed on a lunch table by an assistant principal
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