Off to the lovely capital in early March - I and another Frenchie.
Would need tips re bars, nightlife, and well, museums and castles and villages as well.
About three days. What are the local yeomen like? Do they wear kilts and tartans and sporrans? Do they play the bagpipe? Do they drink Guinness? What are they like in the sack? Will them beat me up or despise me if I barely dip my lips in their brew (by which I mean beer)? Do I have to revise Scottish history and literature? Is my English all right for Scots? What's the slang like? Must I brush up on Brave Heart & Rob Roy & Trainspotting? Are the toilets really that bad or is it just a crude joke? Do they still viscerally hate the English? Will they secede at the coming referendum? Anything special you want to say about the land and the people? Is the weather truly a bitch? Do they use pounds?