1 members appreciate this post.
That's exactly true what you both said. The guy seemed normal enough. He came in with his backpack, casually told to the cops how he was followed and just waited.
I ended up seeing dick flasher, who technically was more a dick masturbator so I don't know what happened to him... All I know is that the cops upstaires were making tons of jokes about the sicilian mafia being in Paris but they were also in a "what if ?" perspective, trying to contact Interpol.
My client was a bit crazy too in a very different way. He was basically not there. He's been caught touching himself behind a swimming pool. But it was a closed swimming pool so it's not even like he was looking at anyone in a swimming suit. The funny thing is when the cop (knowing the answer, but they got to ask anyway) asked him if he was masturbating and he answered, outraged, "no, I was just touching myself, I'm not sick, I have my limits !"... So the cop tried to explain that there was not really any difference, it was still masturbation and that his dick was out anyway...
All through the hearing, quietly sitted on my chair, all I could think of was this :