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    Default I hate my parents

    My parents suck...because of them, I can't vote in this election. I don't turn 18 until November 24th! I only wish they would have met ONE month earlier than when they did. Then, everything would have happend a month earlier, and I would already be 18 and I could vote...and buy porn.

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    you wouldn't have been born if they fucked a month earlier.
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    One month earlier than November 2nd, I would be.

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    Sperm and Eggwise speaking, you'd be a different person.

    It's probably a good thing you can't vote this year. I'd shudder to think of the consequences.
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    I hate my mother cuse she voted yes to EMU. But my wish came true anyway. NO EMU FOR SWEDEN!
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    I hope she votes no on the Proposal for a European Constitution.
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    EU constitution is FUCKING GAY.
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    EU, EMU and fucking NATO sucks!!!
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    Jojan is not ignorant. He is the king. You are the enemy.
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    I appreciate Jojan.
    Quote Originally Posted by noodle654 View Post
    Jojan you are my favorite!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Bipolar Bear View Post
    Jojan fucking owns!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jebus View Post
    jojan's right boob = hawt
    Quote Originally Posted by Krojd View Post
    Jojan, you are awesome
    Quote Originally Posted by yarock View Post
    Jojan fr den Sieg.
    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    I like Jojan's signature.
    Quote Originally Posted by Defender View Post
    Jojan for President!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    I actually think Jojan is pretty funny in his own right.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheJakes84 View Post
    Jojan's signature is the longest and most beloved. <3
    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    Maybe because it came from Jojan, and Jojan rules.
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    Jojan is right
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    Jojans planer lter bra.

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    Don't worry. I turned 18 the year of all the elections for my province/country. Voting wasn't that big of a deal. I ended up resorting to eenie meenie miny moe which pissed off some guy beside me.

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