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    Default Johnny

    Johnnys Cool My Friend Is Cool

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    Johnny rules

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    "Jaw, Knee, Music"

    Johnny has a problem
    Johnny is out of control
    He had a TV party
    With the kids in the black hole
    Stealing people's mail
    And lynching the landlord
    Things to do when angry, young and bored

    Johnny was only a lad
    Johnny hates the scene
    First he hit an old man
    Then he hit and run Pauline
    The record player spinning the best times
    I never had
    So why do my old records make me sad?

    Cause they're so bad
    And no one seems to understand
    The glory of guitar
    When out of tune
    The off timing
    The singers who can't sing
    The beauty of love

    He's a teenage vegetable
    This is the last resort
    He's got PCP in his veins
    He lives inside a quart
    Johnny is a punk rocker
    Johnny is he queer?
    Johnny needed two bags
    And a car to commandeer
    Johnny wasn't liked much
    But he had a lot of friends
    Waits on stage
    Eating ludes
    A mindless brainwashed pig
    Johnny was a good man
    Till the day that he got shot
    He had a jacked up chevy
    That could blow you off the spot

    Johnny always needs
    More than he takes
    Forgets a couple chords
    Forgets a couple breaks
    Johnny says he's bound
    By only six strings to this world
    Johnny Quest hates sellout bands
    And Johnny pux0rs Ritilin
    And Johnny is an angry amputee

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    30. You Live In A Houseboat

    you live in a houseboat
    you're so poor it barely floats
    you live in a houseboat
    you're white trash you're fucking broke
    you live in a houseboat
    trailer park thinks you're a joke
    you live in a houseboat
    you're a dumb stupid fag
    you live in a houseboat
    your dog wears a bandana
    you live in a houseboat
    you have no teeth
    you live in a houseboat
    you have tattoos of an anchor
    you live in a houseboat
    your house has a leak
    you live in a houseboat

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    "Jhonny" was a weirdo
    So what did you expect?
    I aint no fucking hero
    Im just trying to survive myself

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