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    Default some parodies I wrote

    Barney doesn't have a head anymore
    I chopped it off and it fell to the floor
    He no longer has a head, but that's okay
    His head was always up his ass anyway

    The president said I'm a silly bore
    I don't think he'll say that anymore
    Once I cut his head into two
    His vocal cords will be hard to use

    Beheaded!
    Bloody mess all over my clothes
    Beheaded!
    Getting rid of these bitches and hoes

    Watch my ex-girlfreind as she comes to the door
    Chop off her head, she falls to the floor
    She was just a stupid whore
    There aint no bitch problem anymore
    I'll cut off your head
    That's what i said
    You'll be dead
    When I cut off your head

    Beheaded!
    Bloody mess all over my clothes
    Beheaded!
    Getting rid of these bitches and hoes

    I bring bad dreams
    Bad dreams that create screams

    Off with your head!

    Beheaded!
    Bloody mess all over my clothes
    Beheaded!
    Getting rid of these bitches and hoes



    I got such a decent pay
    Can afford a bag of lays
    And have a bed inside of my apartment
    Yeah
    And I have a t.v. set
    Watch it all day with my pet
    I don't even care which show I watch, watch, watch, watch

    Now excitment is for me
    When I get my salary
    Ten bucks an hour going all up to fifty
    Now it is so cool to be
    With a five inch wide t.v.
    Dollars going up on pay from 1,2,3
    Working part time in the day
    At a Subway down the lane
    Servin sandwhiches for the weight these people gain
    When its time to get your pay
    And your cards are for gateway
    Then its time to get a decent pay

    Its the day we get new spots
    My pay is all up lots
    Gonna go out late and buy a tall boy
    Yeah
    All the pennies coming on
    Working days is so much fun
    Poor old moma shes on a gay income, come, 1 2 3

    Now excitment is for me
    When I get my salary
    Ten bucks an hour going all up to fifty
    Now it is so cool to be
    With a five inch wide t.v.
    Dollars going up on pay from 1,2,3
    Working part time in the day
    At a Subway down the lane
    Servin sandwhiches for the weight these people gain
    When its time to get your pay
    And your cards are for gateway
    Then its time to get a decent pay

    I got money that I spend all night
    Got my room install a brand new light
    And a new floor board, and a bed
    With a brand new hat to put onto my head
    Earining, spending, all on my own
    Got a brand new chordless telephone
    If your asking me what is my way
    I would say its my decent pay

    Now excitment is for me
    When I get my salary
    Ten bucks an hour going all up to fifty
    Now it is so cool to be
    With a five inch wide t.v.
    Dollars going up on pay from 1,2,3
    Working part time in the day
    At a Subway down the lane
    Servin sandwhiches for the weight these people gain
    When its time to get your pay
    And your cards are for gateway
    Then its time to get a decent pay


    One i didn't write:

    My PC, It just hates me.
    I got a lot of emails just the other night.
    And 3 of them were SPAM, the rest of them was junk mail.
    At least I didn't get any virus tonight.

    And I really Hate all this mail.
    It's just driving me insane.
    And I really don't give a care.
    About getting some free underwear!

    Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
    Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
    Here's a message for who sends these to me:
    Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!

    Now I can't understand what people want to sell me.
    They tried to sell me a box of some art supplies.
    Email me everyday, it makes me want to lose it.
    Everything they send me I delete that night.

    And I really Hate all this mail.
    It's just driving me insane.
    And I really don't give a care.
    About getting some free underwear!

    Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
    Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
    Here's a message for who sends these to me:
    Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!

    Everything they send me, well I just delete it.
    But they'll send it again in just a few minutes!
    Oh man I've gotta stop them!

    Now I'm lying in bed I cannot get to sleep.
    I'm thinking of the crap that they will send to me.
    They send me all this junk over and over.
    And I know tomorrow just what I'll receive.
    And they drive me insane, I cannot escape them.
    I'm stuck with them harrassing me for life.
    And they send me porn and other advertisements.
    Well I just delete them and I walk away!

    And I really Hate all this mail.
    It's just driving me insane.
    And I really don't give a care.
    About getting some free underwear!

    Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
    Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
    Here's a message for who sends these to me:
    Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!

    'Cause I hate all this mail.
    Spare me the emails so I can be free!!

    Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dain84

    One i didn't write:

    My PC, It just hates me.
    I got a lot of emails just the other night.
    And 3 of them were SPAM, the rest of them was junk mail.
    At least I didn't get any virus tonight.

    And I really Hate all this mail.
    It's just driving me insane.
    And I really don't give a care.
    About getting some free underwear!

    Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
    Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
    Here's a message for who sends these to me:
    Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!

    Now I can't understand what people want to sell me.
    They tried to sell me a box of some art supplies.
    Email me everyday, it makes me want to lose it.
    Everything they send me I delete that night.

    And I really Hate all this mail.
    It's just driving me insane.
    And I really don't give a care.
    About getting some free underwear!

    Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
    Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
    Here's a message for who sends these to me:
    Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!

    Everything they send me, well I just delete it.
    But they'll send it again in just a few minutes!
    Oh man I've gotta stop them!

    Now I'm lying in bed I cannot get to sleep.
    I'm thinking of the crap that they will send to me.
    They send me all this junk over and over.
    And I know tomorrow just what I'll receive.
    And they drive me insane, I cannot escape them.
    I'm stuck with them harrassing me for life.
    And they send me porn and other advertisements.
    Well I just delete them and I walk away!

    And I really Hate all this mail.
    It's just driving me insane.
    And I really don't give a care.
    About getting some free underwear!

    Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
    Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
    Here's a message for who sends these to me:
    Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!

    'Cause I hate all this mail.
    Spare me the emails so I can be free!!

    Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

    lol I wrote that one... although i don't think it's very good
    Quote Originally Posted by Amiralanal View Post
    You are the dumbass! Youre the dumbest fucking dumbass since the beginning of dumbasses

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unnatural Disaster
    lol I wrote that one... although i don't think it's very good
    You write a lot of stuff on amiright don't you?

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    Yeah, I have about 20 parodies there....
    Quote Originally Posted by Amiralanal View Post
    You are the dumbass! Youre the dumbest fucking dumbass since the beginning of dumbasses

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    I know Unnatural Disaster wrote the email one. I wrote the Beheaded one(this is why I never posted my good songs). And other people at amiright.com wrote the other ones.

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    You should be lucky I don't sue you for trying to steal our songs.

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    Here's mine, Local radio station:

    Never knew where to go
    Never used to listen at night
    Hearing but I didn't know
    Never could seem to get tuned right
    But I've made up my mind
    Yeah I've made up my mind

    I wanna feel headphones
    I wanna feel it live
    You'll talk to me
    I'll talk to you
    You know the call-in
    You know the call out

    Yeah, I'm on a local radio slot
    It sounds kinda low paid but I like it a lot
    I'm an answer to the man in a car
    It's 'cos he going far
    Yeah, so I'm just a disk jockey?
    Everybody wants to watch the TV
    I'm on a radio
    I'm on a local radio

    I went to Bedminster just to get an opinion
    A perfect Bristol get it straight in my mind
    Take a pair of speakers, take a new aerial
    Maybe going to get it right
    But I've made up my mind
    Yeah I've made up my mind
    I wanna feel the waves
    I wanna feel local

    Don't e-mail to me
    I won't e-mail you
    You know the call-in
    You know the call out

    Yeah, I'm on a local radio slot
    It sounds kinda low paid but I like it a lot
    I'm an answer to the man in a car
    It's 'cos he going far
    Yeah, so I'm just a disk jockey?
    Everybody wants to watch the TV
    I'm on a radio
    I'm on a local radio

    If I could save the broadcaster
    I might do it
    I just might do it
    Now itís over to Phil
    With the latest news?
    Is it really worth it?
    If I can give the weather report, it is

    Yeah I'm on a local radio slot
    Sounds kinda low paid but I like it a lot
    I'm an answer to the man in a car
    It's 'cos he's going far
    On a radio, on a radio, on a radio, a radio, a radio, a radio, a radio, a radio
    Yeah I'm on a radio

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    Mainly, none of these parodies are the thread starter's. Someone should file a law suit against him for this.

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    Here's where you can find the parodies this retard stole

    http://www.amiright.com/artists/offspring.shtml

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    Wrong forum, shitty writing, etc. this thread sucks for so many reasons.

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