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    Default Reposting the famous ballads of the BBS

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    BALLAD OF BELLA

    So gather round ye children,
    And listen to my epic tale,
    A tale of a girl so sweet and kind,
    Who we're all dying to nail.
    This sweetheart's name is Bella,
    And she's such a total dish,
    That even a roguish stud like me,
    Bows down to her every wish.

    With a beauty so alluring,
    That none of us can resist,
    It puts an ache into our hearts,
    And tires out our wrists.
    With but one click of her fingers,
    Everyone surrenders on their back,
    For her smile makes us more helpless,
    Than a hophead fiending smack.

    So hark to the tale of Bella,
    As sexy as she is nice,
    She's twice as sweet as sugar
    And as powerful as spice.
    Every male wants her body,
    It dominates their dreams,
    And when the females see her,
    They all start switching teams.


    So I dream of far-off Amsterdam,
    And wish that we could meet,
    So that I might pour her glass of wine,
    And massage her back and feet.
    I would treat her like a Goddess,
    She would treat me like a slave,
    And I would happ'ly live beneath her,
    Till I'm lower'd into my grave.

    She invades the hearts and minds of men,
    Invades their dreams at night,
    She'll be all they can think about,
    And she'll offer no respite.
    One to enthrall mortal man,
    With beauty so narcotic,
    A Devil that's virginally pure,
    A Goddess that's filthily erotic.

    So hark to the tale of Bella,
    As sexy as she is nice,
    She's twice as sweet as sugar,
    And as powerful as spice.
    Every male wants her body,
    It dominates their dreams,
    And when the females see her,
    They all start switching teams.
    Last edited by Sin Studly; 04-02-2006 at 09:55 AM.

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    Justin, that's just fucking great!
    How many talents do you have???

    TRIVIAL

    Und jedes Positron entlädt sich.

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    awesomeness. *wide grin*

    meaningless sportsex it is, indeed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mark_Bryan_420 View Post
    TOUGH SHIT! YOU WANT TO BELIEVE,BUT CAN'T PROVE I'M A HOMO! BEIN' PURE DOESN'T PROVE I'M HOMOSEXUAL ASSHOLE!

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    Well, Bella just described another one.

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    Meaningless sportsex is not too bad...

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    Not when it's with me it isn't.

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    Hey, where's me "gook" one?!

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    I'm still stuck on the chorus for Ballad of JohnnyNemesis.

    And you're too insignificant to warrant a ballad.

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    Shut up, Maria.

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    If you can do a ballad of wheelchairman, I'd be impressed.
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    I do no be following, fortune prick me if I do no.

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