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    Default Anal Cunt!

    Anal Cunt Are The Best!!!
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    Sometimes I love Jojan <3
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    Jojan is not ignorant. He is the king. You are the enemy.
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    I appreciate Jojan.
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    Jojan you are my favorite!!
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    Jojan fucking owns!
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    jojan's right boob = hawt
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    Jojan, you are awesome
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    Jojan fr den Sieg.
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    I like Jojan's signature.
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    Jojan for President!
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    I actually think Jojan is pretty funny in his own right.
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    Jojan's signature is the longest and most beloved. <3
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    Maybe because it came from Jojan, and Jojan rules.
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    Jojan is right
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    Jojans planer lter bra.

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    please die, youre old

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    possibly the worst band ever... songs like "i noticed you were pregnant so i kicked you in the stomach" and "i sent a thankyou note to the guy that raped you" are just senseless and even harder on the ears, not to mention not being funny either

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    Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck

    ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS, ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS
    ERIC CLAPTON'S GAY, AND HE'S FUCKING GAY
    YOUR FATHER IS THE 4TH WORST SONG WRITER
    AFTER SPRINGSTEEN, SEGER AND PETTY

    YOU WERE SICK OF HIS GAY FUCKING SONGS
    SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW
    YOUR FATHER SUCKS SO FUCKING BAD
    YOU KNEW YOU'D GET BEATEN UP AT SCHOOL

    YOU WERE SICK OF HEARING "YOU LOOK WONDERFUL TONIGHT"
    SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW
    SOMETIMES I WISH YOU DIDEN'T DIE
    BECAUSE I HATE THE SONG "TEARS IN HEAVEN"
    I WAS GLAD YOU DIED UNTIL I HEARD THAT SONG
    AND KEVIN SHARP IS GAY

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    I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway

    I WAS IN A BAD MOOD, BECAUSE MY CRACK HOUSE GOT BUSTED
    I SAW YOU, AND YOUR DUMB LOOKING WIFE WAITING FOR THE TRAIN
    I COULD TELL IT WAS TRUE LOVE
    SO AS THE TRAIN PULLED IN, I PUSHED HER INTO IT

    I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
    I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
    I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
    I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

    I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
    IT WAS ON THE ORANGE LIME, BUT THE TRACKS WHERE RED
    I PUSHED THAT CUNT IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
    YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR DAUGHTER, THAT HER MUMMY WAS DEAD

    I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
    I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
    I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
    I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

    IT WAS SO CROWDED NO ONE SAW WHO DID IT
    THEN I SAW YOU CRYING LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY
    GOOD THING SHE NEVER GOT THE CHANCE
    TO TELL YOU SHE WAS PREGNANT AGAIN

    I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
    I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
    I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
    I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

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    Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)

    SKA IS GAY, REGGAE IS GAY
    YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, AND YOU'RE NOT PUNK
    YOU SAY YOU HATE CORPORATIONS, BUT YOU WHERE ON NBC
    London's CALLING AND THEIR CALLING YOU GAY

    RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO
    RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO

    IF KENNY G. HAD A MOHAVK, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK
    IF YANNI HAD DUMB TATTOOS, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK
    IF GARTH BROOKS PIERCED HIS NOSE, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK
    IF LIBERACE SOUNDED LIKE THE CLASH, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK

    RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO
    RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO

    YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK
    YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK
    YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK
    YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK
    YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK
    YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK
    AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO

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    Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb

    is that scott and tim,or gilbert and lewis
    i let them in the band,didn't know that they'd screw us
    mike mahan had no brains,tim has no spine
    fred's a fucking asshole,and paul would always whine

    first we had a spic,a pollack,and a geek
    who'll play guitar for anal cunt next week
    seth's an alcoholic,tim can't play drums
    everyone in anal cunt is dumb

    fred had his hair in those stupid fucking braids
    tim has a kid,but he never gets laid
    john dyed his hair,so we kicked him out of the band
    scott's got a dumb tattoo on his hand

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    If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay

    Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever
    Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician
    He wore chains before Slayer and Venom
    Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg

    [Chorus 1:]
    If you don't like the Village people- you're fucking gay
    If you think Jeff Olson was better cowboy- you're fucking gay
    If you think Ray Simpson was a better cop- you're fucking gay
    If you think Y.M.C.A. was their best song- you're fucking gay

    All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People
    "Evil dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People
    Will Rahmer looks like he should be in the Village People
    No, Morbid Florist wasn't a reference to Will Rahmer

    [Chorus 2:]
    If you think Death were good after their demos- you're fucking gay
    If you think rape is wrong- you're fucking gay
    If you think the holocaust wasn't funny- you're fucking gay
    If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem- you're fucking gay

    Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y You're gay

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    That eric kosten dude writes alot, but their name is funny, although, they do suck.
    I hate myself....Irony is fucked

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    Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It

    YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A WOMAN
    YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD A CUNT
    YOU DESERVED IT
    CUZ YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

    D-U-M-B C-U-N-T

    YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT
    YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

    YOU SHOULD'VE WORN A CHASTITY BELT
    YOU SHOULD'VE VOLUNTEERED TO FUCK HIM
    YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN UGLY
    I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN

    D-U-M-B C-U-N-T

    YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT
    YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

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